OCCASIONALLY I'M ABSENT|SOMETIMES I'M ASLEEP

Yeah, you heard right. It's a common misconception that I tend to be sarcastic. Sure, I might crack a joke every now and then, but underneath this witty exterior, there's a deep well of sentiments. And sometimes, that well just runs dry, leaving me spent. That's when the sarcasm sets in: I'm just plain asleep. Don't worry, though, I'll be back to m