OCCASIONALLY I'M ABSENT|SOMETIMES I'M ASLEEP

Occasionally I'm Absent|Sometimes I'm Asleep

Occasionally I'm Absent|Sometimes I'm Asleep

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Yeah, you heard right. It's a common misconception that I tend to be sarcastic. Sure, I might crack a joke every now and then, but underneath this witty exterior, there's a deep well of sentiments.

And sometimes, that well just runs dry, leaving me spent. That's when the sarcasm sets in: I'm just plain asleep. Don't worry, though, I'll be back to my usual shenanigans in a jiffy.

It's my costume

I made/crafted/put together this awesome outfit/getup/ensemble all by myself! It took me a bunch/ton/load of time/effort/work, but I think it turned out fantastically/amazingly/really well. People are already giving me/looking at me/complimenting me on how cool/unique/creative it is. I can't wait to show it off/wear it/rock it tonight!

Powered By Chaos and Caffeine

Life's a wild ride, right? Like a runaway rocket fueled by pure adrenaline and the sweet nectar of soda. We're not afraid to dive headfirst the madness. Some days it's about hustling. Other days it's about celebrating the chaos and coming out on top.

  • It's not for the faint of heart
  • We thrive on pressure

The only rule is there are no rules.

Introvert But Willing to Discuss Cats

I may be a bit shy/somewhat reserved/an introvert by nature, but don't let that fool you! When it comes to feline companions/cats/all things kitty, I'm more than happy to chat/eager to discuss/ready to share my knowledge. Whether we're talking about breeds, personalities, or even cat memes I'm your go-to person/reliable source/enthusiastic conversationalist. So feel free to approach me/start a conversation/engage in a discussion about our furry friends/loved ones/companions anytime!

  • I can tell you all about/ I have lots of stories about/My favorite thing to do is talk about
  • the personalities of cats

Keep Calm and Carry Snacks

When life throws you a curveball, it's important to stay grounded. But sometimes, all you need is a little energy surge to get back on track. That's where snacks come in!

A handful can do wonders for your mood. It's like a mini-vacation in the middle of your day. Plus, it makes you feel good.

So next time things get stressful, remember: Keep Calm and Carry Snacks! It's a simple mantra that can go a long way in your daily life.

Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About knitting

Proceed with caution. This individual may unexpectedly launch into a passionate discussion about their favorite yarn/thread types. Be prepared get more info for lively debates on project deadlines. While they are generally friendly and approachable, attempts to steer the conversation away from their beloved passion may be met with polite but firm resistance.

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